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“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.”
-- Albert Einstein
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“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
-- Albert Einstein
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“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.”
-- Albert Einstein
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“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
-- Winston Churchill
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“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
-- Mark Twain
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“Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.”
-- Bugs Bunny
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“I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do.”
-- Edward Everett Hale
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“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
-- Abraham Lincoln
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“Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.”
-- Sir William Haley
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“The world does not pay for what a person knows. But it pays for what a person does with what he knows.”
-- Laurence Lee
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"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before we can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.
-- Richard Bach
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“The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”
-- James B. Cabell
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“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”
-- Chinese proverb
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“You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.”
-- Eldridge Cleaver
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“Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.“
-- Laurence Coughlin
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“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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“The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”
-- Robert Frost
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“Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.”
-- Andr Gide
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“Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.”
-- Aldous Huxley
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“Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of human beings."
-- Helen Keller
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“And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”
-- John F. Kennedy
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“The education of a man is never completed until he dies."
-- Robert E. Lee
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“Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.”
-- Aaron Levenstein
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“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
-- Abraham Lincoln
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“Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.”
-- Edward R. Murrow
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“Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.”
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
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“If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.”
-- Dennis Roch
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“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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“Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream thingsthat never were and say Why not?”
-- George Bernard Shaw
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“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
-- Harry S. Truman
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“No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”
-- Oscar Wilde
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“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.”
-- Henry Ford
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“The marvelous richness of human experience would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome. The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful if there were no dark valleys to traverse.”
-- Helen Keller
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“The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.”
-- Antoine de Saint Exupery
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“Strive for performance in everything. Take the best that exists and make it better. If it doesn’t exist, create it. Accept nothing nearly right or good enough.”
-- Sir Henry Royce, co-founder of Rolls Royce
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"No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it."
-- Ellen Glasgow
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"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone; an hour to like someone and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
-- Anonymous
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"You have to take it as it happens, but you should try to make it happen the way you want to take it."
-- German proverb
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"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small steps."
-- Henry Ford
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"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it."
-- Moliere
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"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
-- Dolly Parton
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"If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."
-- Amy Tan
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"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."
-- Winston Churchill
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"One can never consent to creep when one has the impulse to soar."
-- Helen Keller
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"There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job."
-- George Crane
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"Always take a job that is too big for you."
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick
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"Life is uncertain, eat dessert first."
-- Chuck Meyers
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"The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success."
-- Irving Berlin
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"Success is a journey, not a destination."
-- Ben Sweetland
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"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."
-- Beverly Sills
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"Parents can only give advice or put [children] on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."
-- Anne Frank
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"Act as if you were already happy, and that will tend to make you happy."
-- Dale Carnegie
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"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
-- James Thurber
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"Make it a rule of life never to regret and never look back. We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story."
-- Mary McCarthy
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"No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap."
-- Carrie Snow
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"The ultimate of being successful is the luxury of giving yourself the time to do what you want to do."
-- Leontyne Price
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"Learning is discovering that something is possible."
-- Fritz Perls
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"You take people as far as they will go, not as far as you would like them to go."
-- Jeannette Rankin
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"When you're a professional, you come back no matter what happened the day before."
-- Billy Martin
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"To be happy, drop the words 'if only' and substitute instead the words 'next time'."
-- Dr. Smiley Blanton
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"Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"You cannot plan the future by the past."
-- Edmund Burke
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"Attempt the impossible in order to improve you work."
-- Bette Davis
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"I bend, but I do not break."
-- Jean de La Fontaine
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"To be somebody you must last."
-- Ruth Gordon
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-- Roseanne Barr
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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal
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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
-- Sean Connery
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro
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"I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it."
-- Bill Cosby
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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?"
-- Hugh Grant
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"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look f
-- Elayne Boosler
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-- Dustin Hoffman
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